No matter how much that title excites all you GUYS, I am really sorry to inform you that, only GIRLS shall be considered for this vacancy. You can sure fwd this to your girlfriends though; it might earn you an entry, at least into our drawing rooms. And you don't have to stick around that girlfriend, if you are good looking, and have interesting friends, we ll keep up the acquaintance.
Okay, now let me put up the specification. Well, we are a bunch of pretty (and) chilled out people, so a nerd or an early-to-bed-early-to rise is a strict no no. Not that we de mind, but we wont want to put her through a living hell.
Let me make it clear that there will be a proper technical and HR round of interview, with three or more, same or different panelists, before the final selection is made. The candidate should also be prepared for telephonic interviews. Again, if she comes along with good-looking male friends, we ll surely give a preference.
She should have in her possession good quality electronic equipments - a microwave, hi-fi music system, or flat screen television, DVD players etc can prove to be feathers in the cap. And should be ready to share them will all flat mates.
A luxury car can cut out above all.
Besides that, special talents like cooking, bartending or DJing would be highly suitable for the vacancy.
Another category we r ready to consider are those who have their boyfriends in town and live with them most of the month, yet pay a rent in an all girls place, as they don't want to be caught in a soup just in case their parents decide to visit town. For this category too the electronic equipments in possession and the quality shall earn brownie points. (Oh yes all that has to be kept at our place.)
And above all if you have interesting male friends, we willl relax all rules.
Let me mention the selection procedure is highly scientific and time tested. All legal matters shall be subjected to jurisdiction of the house inmates only.***
So, do you have it in you?
16 comments:
Dayum!! Why can't girls look for room-mates in my city?!?
Oh gee. don't you want expert interviewers for the interview panel? Like I have more man-years of interviewing experience (esp with women) than all of you put together.
Doesn't say much for my age, but hey, who's asking? :-P
Best of luck Cupcake...
LOL, im sure the applications are pouring in ;-)
Darn, wish you were here in Houston !
Hey Deez, u forgot to mention the most important rule: "the candidate should not wear those eerie noise making anklets", remember?!! ;-p
Since I dont live in banglore, i dont mind if u dont allow guy roomies. If i was there i'd hv put a strong case in favor of having a Guy roomie. ;)
besides, i myself will most probably be looking for a roomie next month perhaps, and for me non snobbish Girls will do as well ... if any of ur friends are interested lemme know ;-)
She should have in her possession good quality electronic equipments - a microwave, hi-fi music system, or flat screen television, DVD players etc
on second thoughts, who would want to be your roomie if you don't have any of these things with you already???
trust me ur only hope are guys, they'd come join you in any case :p
;-))
hehe i think it'd probbly easier to get into the indian army than your apartment. besides amitken makes a pretty good point. :)
ello, would have told you the same on YM but I want witnesses :p. I hereby predict that you will get a nerd. I see it in a vision.
hyde when they say Bangalore is happening, they mean it :))
heretic didnt know u were experienced in interviewing gals as roomates too.... kewl! am still discovering. will contact u in time then
adi ...but i still
recommend u refer ur friends. :)
ash :) wish u were in Bangalore.
girlie oh yeah! no anklets, no chudis, nothing that makes eerie noises in the night. and for that matter no readin C&H when the other peron in the room is sleeping.....
amitken u write a post for ur search. dont try and advertise here for free...nor earn brownie points frm ur brothers by tryin to convince me that guys r our only hope. :))
khotta a few good men (friends) is all it takes. besides good things in life dont come easy ;)
animesh i believe in scientific thinking. oracles find another believer......didnt u read abt those grillign inteviews and sharp panelists i mentioned??
...LOL...
i cant fail to notice that u hav mentioned "interestin male friends" in every para...
Y not get a male roomie instead!!!
;-)
see.. what i said had some dum in it, thats why ppl are supporting me. and look within you, even u agree with me n wanna do it, it's just that u dont wanna accept.
aberrant has also noticed something which points in the same direction :p
haha ! bete jee aap rent pe room de rahe ho ya taj mahal ?
aberrant technical hitches dear!!!
amitken even after cleary mentioning teh same in the very first line, u guys wont listen. huh! men never do.
h's soul mere room ke aage taj mahal bhee koi cheez nahin :D
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