Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Ego-trip

Cockrooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach!!!!

I screamed at the top of my voice, with as much shock and awe as I could bring into it, on such a short notice. Must have been a decent enuff job, coz soon afterwards my roommie strolled in at a leisurely pace, with that here-comes-the-savior look on her face.

"What's the big deal Deez, it's just a cockroack" she said rooling her eyes.

"Yeah, just a cockroack."
I pointed to the floor where lay a squashed brown formely creepy thing.
And rocked my right foot a little proudly displaying my favourite and faithful bata slipper in the chooo-kali-kalkatte-wali-tera-vaar-na-jaye-khalee mode.

"So, u killed it. Then why did u scream all that loud?" she asked, as if she had to walk out of an important takeover meeting to respond to my distress call.

"It was gonna die anyway; so I just gave it's EGO a little boost in it's last second."

*grin grin*

May the dead's soul rest in peace, and Lord save rest of it's clan from me!!

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Vows of a different kind

"Will you fight for me?"

"Yes I will."

"With the world?"

"Yes I will."

"With me?"

"Yes I will."

"With yourself?"

That happens only in fiction.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

add one more to that..

will you kill all the cockroaches that come my way?

:P ;)

Bhaskar

Fundoo said...

LOL... ego booster to a cockroach?! Now this is the height of nobility... high time the noble peace price committee considered your name for giving peace to the dead cockroach's soul. :p oh and btw how did the cockroach soup that u had that day taste? :D

shooting star said...

now that was a great ego boost....
and yes it happens only in fiction...i agree...u've made a point there ....

Anonymous said...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!

Anonymous said...

oh! or was i supposed to grin?